Better than having to give “the tap”

Picture yourself all ready to go, you and your partner are clicking on all levels and those freshly washed sheets are one good time away from being thrown back in the washer. Things start off well; some kissing, some touching and your clothes are slowing, or quickly if you’re anything like me, coming off. Next move is to take it below the equator and really get her engine revved.

Then, as George Castanza embarrassingly puts it, “You’re going along, you think everything’s alright, and then you get: the tap.” Talk about a blow to your ego, and I am not referring to your little man’s nickname. You thought all was going so well, that it was going to be incredible and then POW!: you’re done!. You ask yourself if there is any recovering and how exactly do you make up for it?

Well if you have a solid back up plan then you needn’t have any worries. But what kind of back-up plan could there for already botched attempt at good sex? The Safe Alternative could be a good vibrator. So what, you couldn’t get it done with your well-trained tongue, just couldn’t master that swirl motion? So long as you have an ergonomically-designed vibrator to put between you and your partner during sex.

That’s how we cover you here at The Safe Alternative, as we carry a full line of Lelo brand vibrators, some specifically designed just for the above-mentioned problem. With multiple settings she’ll be able to pick her favorite settings, because you clearly were not, without interfering with either of your good times. What could be better than a guaranteed orgasm after botched cunnilingus?

So don’t sweat it any longer, go down there, give it your all and know if you come up short, we have you covered.