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Product Highlight: Sliquid Lubricants

In the fun and amazing world of sex toys, most tend to think that the most common purchase is a rabbit vibrator. However, the best-selling sexual product is actually lubricant. Lubricant is essential to sex as it would be very uncomfortable without it. There are so many types of lubricants on the market that can make it confusing when trying to decide which kind to use. Often the choice is the most well-known name brand or the cheapest brand. However, when considering lubricant, and anything going inside your body for that matter, one should keep safety in mind.

The folks at Sliquid had safety and hygiene in mind when they created their organic and all-natural lubricant. If they kept one thing in mind while creating and perfecting their product it was the vagina and how sensitive it truly is. Sliquid engineered a lubricant that isn’t messy, and won’t mess with the delicate balance or your most sensitive parts.

Sliquid organic lubricants is specifically formulated to prevent yeast infections and to mirror closely to that of your own natural lube. All their products are botanically infused with natural ingredients and are glycerine and paraben free. When using this product, you know you are getting a superior lube with no harmful side effects.

Not only are their lubricants safe for your body, but they are easy to use. So long are the days of squirting some lube on your favorite toy just to have it slide off onto the sheets. When applied it stays in place so there is ease when working it around to lubricate then entire toy.

Sliquid also comes in a wide variety of products so you aren’t stuck with just one kind. You can choose from Oceanic to Silk to Gel and know you are getting safe, quality products every time. When in doubt, purchase a sample pack to be sure this is the right kind of lubricant for you and your partner. We are sure you will be back for more.

Be safe when playing with your most sensitive parts. Get a lubricant that cares for your body as much as you do, you won’t be sorry!

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Product Highlight: Sue Johanson Super Head Honcho

Are you a big honcho looking for a better way to rub one out? Tired of getting lube all over your hands and surrounding areas to just work the tip? Unless you have monster hands or a tiny penis, you need the Sue Johanson Super Head Honcho. This is an upgrade from the last version providing more room, better suction, soft gel and an overall more satisfying orgasm.

The last Head Honcho was too short and that was a problem, unless you like to bottom out. This time, the Head Honcho is longer at six and a half inches overall, so you can enjoy masturbating without ramming your head in every stroke. Don’t worry though, it may be longer but it doesn’t lose any of its suction power. It now has three suction chambers, so you get that quality sucking feeling with every stroke.

The Head Honcho is a soft plastic and rubber blend, making it feel very welcome on your most precious member. With the proper amount of lube, you will go like Charlie Runkle time and time again

Longer, three suction chambers, and a soft gel feeling? I’ll take two! But there is no need for that, this male masturbator can easily be cleaned with soap and water or with a foaming toy cleaner. It is made from a quality blend of plastic and rubber making it easy to clean and providing a long life. You might think boiling it would kill bacteria but in actuality that is bad for this blend of material. Keep the life of this amazing product long by using a water-based lube only.

As the name implies, Head Honcho is suited for the more physically gifted man. A man with a smaller-than-average penis will not get much satisfaction from the Head Honcho, so we recommend the Tenga Egg. The Tenga Egg is another high quality male masturbator that will satisfy nearly all men, even those without a porn star penis.

So if you’re looking for a better alternative than your rosy palm to rub one out, or are facing deployment overseas, give the Super Head Honcho a look. Its soft gel material, overall length and three suction chambers make this the go-to male masturbator. It is easy to maintain and has a long shelf life for lasting enjoyment. Why wait? Masturbate, with Sue Johnson’s Super Head Honcho.

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Greetings and welcome to The Safe Alternative!

By visiting our site you are helping us reach out to a brand new audience of adult pleasure-seekers. These pleasure-seekers want a safe alternative to the typical online sex shop. Our customers want to feel good about expressing their sexuality, in the privacy of their own home, without feeling inundated by explicit images of porn stars.

Listen, there’s nothing wrong with porn, but as women do you hate trying to shop for a new vibrator and having to look at those big, fake boobs as soon as you log onto an adult toy store website? Or as men do you avert your eyes at the images of chiseled chests and bulging packages plastered on toy store homepages? At The Safe Alternative we want our site to help you feel normal about shopping for sex toys and not highlight feelings of inadequacy about your own body or sex life. Go ahead, walk away from our site without deleting your history or jumping in the shower because Sex is normal!

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