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Product Highlight: All American Whopper

Nasstoys manufactures a realistic vibrator that’s as in demand as a G.I. was in Australia during World War II: the All-American Whopper. This vibrating dildo comes in at a solid eight inches, enough to fulfill all of your cock cravings. This isn’t a new product, as the demand for the All-American never goes away.NT1897-1

The All-American Whopper comes in at eight inches long accompanied by the girth you might desire, delivering 1.5 inches diameter. We aren’t talking a pop can, but enough that will make you say, “Oh, a bit more than I was expecting, but please don’t stop.” Take that sizeable length, girth and add the tri-setting vibration feature and you have enough to satisfy the most demanding G-spot. Don’t worry about the rigidity of this sex toy, it is very lifelike in both the feel of the covering and firmness.

Be sure to always use plenty of lubricant with your sex toy. At The Safe Alternative, we recommend an all-natural, organic lube for your most sensitive parts such as Sliquid Lubricants. When using Sliquid, you will enjoy a premium lubricant that won’t drip off the side of your toy before you even get started. Be sure to always use a water-based lubricant with silicone sex toys because using oil-based lubes causes the silicone coating to expand, exposing the inner parts of your toy.NT2376-1

Next time you are alone and need to real thing, relax knowing that if you keep an All-American Whopper by Nasstoys in your toy chest, you will be satisfied time and time again.

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Product Highlight: Lelo Gigi 2

So much mystery surrounds the female G-Spot: Does it exist? If so, where at? How do you stimulate it? This mystery finally has a happy ending as the folks at Lelo have come up with the best solution – Gigi 2. Much like Gigi 1 only better, Gigi 2 pleasures the G-Spot in ways you never thought possible.

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Lelo Gigi 2 – Grey

Lelo carefully sculpted Gigi to find the G-spot with ease while delivering one of eight preprogrammed vibes right where they need to be. Gigi’s near silent vibes and four hours of pleasure per charge cycle, will leave you satisfied time and time again. Gigi’s stem houses an impressively vibrant pleasure point while the intuitive interface dial lets you control vibration intensity and stimulation mode to craft your own experience. Gigi is covered in waterproof and body-safe silicone and backed by Lelo’s one-year warranty. Lelo Gigi 2 comes presented in an elegant gift box accessorized with charger manual satin pouch for stylish storage.

Lelo Gigi 2 - Grey

Lelo Gigi 2 – Grey

Be sure to always use plenty of lubricant with your sex toy. We here at The Safe Alternative recommend an all-natural, organic lube for your most sensitive parts. Sliquid Lubricants are the best in the business when it comes to your body and your lubricant. When using Sliquid, you will enjoy a premium lubricant that won’t drip off the side of your toy before you even get started. Be sure to always use a water-based lubricant with silicone sex toys. Using oil-based lubes causes the silicone to expand exposing the inner parts.

The days spent searching for the female G-spot are over. Get yourself a Gigi 2 and give yourself the gift of pleasure.

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12 Shocking Sex Facts

1. Cycles of light affect our fertility
Women used to menstruate during the new moon (when it’s dark at night) and ovulate during a full moon (when it’s light). Now, in a world full of artificial lighting and bright screens, women are not as in tune with the connection between their biology and nature. Some have tried “lunaception,” altering the lights in their bedrooms based on the moon lighting to change their ovulation.

2. Women can get pregnant five to eight days after having sex
Studies have shown that some sperm can live in the cervical mucus crypt before the egg is actually fertilized for anywhere from five to eight days after sex.

3. Wearing high heels can negatively affect a woman’s orgasm
Certain high-end shoe brands developed the arch in their high-heeled shoes to approximate the arch in a woman’s pelvis when she is having an orgasm. The heels create a contraction in the pelvic floor, which is problematic because the pelvic floor then cannot contract further during orgasm. “An orgasm is usually like going from zero to 60,” explains Fromberg. “If you’re already at 55 [from wearing heels], you’re not going to have a full experience.”

4. Orgasms can make women more creative
Studies have shown that orgasms can make women more confident, productive and creative. And it’s a feedback loop—women achieve fuller orgasms when they are being creative.

5. Birth control pills dampen the libido
Any hormonal contraception has that psychological side effect. Sometimes women even have trouble conceiving once they’re off the pill because while they may have been attracted to their partner on the pill, they’re not actually compatible with each other biochemically without the extra hormones.

6.  Sitting in chairs can arouse women
Pudendal nerves, underneath the buttox and the sitting bones, feed arousal tissues (in the vagina, clitoris, anus, etc.). Sitting in a certain kind of chair pressing on the pudendal nerves in a certain way can lead to sexual arousal.

7. …But it can also dampen their orgasms
On the other hand, sitting in chairs for most of the day shortens the pelvic floor and psoas muscles—muscles which are essential to a full-body orgasm. When these muscles are tight from sitting too much, women find it harder to achieve a great orgasm.

8. Women have three erogenous zones 
The clitoris, the G Spot, AND the opening of the cervix. Some argue nipples belong on that list too.

9. Nerve endings are distributed differently in every woman’s vagina
Like a snowflake, each woman is unique in that her nerve endings are distributed in her genitalia differently than anyone else. That means, every woman needs to employ slightly different methods to achieve orgasm.

10. The pulsations a woman feels during orgasm are actually her uterus trying to gather sperm
Round ligaments that end in the labia majora “rock the uterus back and forth during orgasm so that the cervix has the opportunity to potentially scoop semen up that may have pooled in the back of the vagina to enhance fertility,” says Fromberg.

11. Being well hydrated leads to better orgasms
Because the body is mostly fluid, being hydrated enhances people’s ability to achieve orgasm.

12. All woman can achieve orgasm
Almost no woman was born unable to achieve an orgasm. “Women have the innate machinery programmed to have orgasms,” Fromberg explains. “But not everybody learns how to use that machinery well.”

Product Highlight: Lelo Bo Men’s Luxury Cock Ring

Does your female partner climax from external stimulation only? Ever ask yourself how you can give her the big O without having her use a vibrator at the same time, freeing her hands? If so, Lelo has delivered in a big way with Bo, a men’s luxury cock ring meant for couples pleasure. Step out of a world of only you getting the cookie after Chinese dinner and enter a world of equal pleasure.

The Lelo Bo men’s luxury cock ring is a pleasure object in the form of a rechargeable ring for men and intended for couple’s pleasure. Bo is made from soft, body-safe material which is also flexible for comfort and ease of use. This men’s cock ring is a vibrating ring that delivers four hours of vibes off of one hour of charging. Bo also comes with a simple slide interface for easy adjusting for all size of men. Being portable and discreet, Bo can be brought along anywhere for anytime it is needed. Lelo Bo comes presented in an elegant gift box, accessorized with combined charger and storage unit, manual and a 1-year Lelo warranty.

When using your Lelo Bo luxury cock ring, be sure to use plenty of lubrication. We here at The Safe Alternative always recommend Sliquid brand lubes. Their organic, all natural lubes were created with women in mind, using all natural and botanical ingredients to keep her most sensitive parts in great working condition. If you are taking Bo on the run, pick up a pack of .17oz lubes. Perfect for on the go or easy storing while traveling.

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Product Hightlight: Lelo Alia

Step into the world of luxury and you will discover why when you purchase a Lelo, you truly get what you pay for. If you’re the women who always settled for the Walgreens cheap brand of vibes and could never be totally satisfied, then keep reading. Lelo brand is a world renowned sex toy provider for a reason, they consistently deliver quality products. Backed by a one year warranty, Lelo gives you that extra piece of mind.

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Alia – Black

The Lelo Alia vibrator is an elegant intimate massager where simplicity inspires exciting possibiblities. This adult toy is couple-friendly and makes for a wonderful gift. The Lelo Alia is made with a smooth outer shell that glides over the skin with nearly silent vibrations derived from an internally housed motor. The Lelo Alia is made from the smoothest body safe silicone with an ABS core, making it 100% waterproof and comes complete with the Lelo signature three-button interface that controls vibration intensity through six variable speeds. Alia is fully rechargeable and provides a minimum of four hours of pleasure and arrives in Lelo’s award-winning packaging complete with charger satin storage pouch INSIGNIA brooch and a full 1-year warranty.

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Alia – Black

When using your new Lelo Alia, be sure to always use plenty of lubrication, and water-based is mandatory when using a silicone based toy. Oil-based lubes cause the silicone to expand, creating tears and making it no longer waterproof. We at The Safe Alternative always recommend Sliquid brand organic lubes. Their lubes were created with women in mind, using only the finest ingredients keeping your most sensitive parts in tip top shape.

Treat yourself to the luxury and orgasm you deserve, get yourself a Lelo Alia and let the good times keep buzzin!

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Je Joue Ami

Product Highlight: Je Joue Ami

Product Highlight: Je Joue Ami – Kegel Exerciser

Je Joue Ami

Je Joue Ami

Have you ever wanted more, grip to your womanhood? It’s so easy for guys to control their things at will… but a woman really has to work for her control. She practically has to go to a pussy gym to grow her vag strength. That’s why there’s a huge market for Ben Wah Balls and Kegel Exercisers.

“I have to put a weight in my pussy?” you ask and for what? Well, let’s have a little anatomy lesson. The pubococcygeous or “PC” muscle stretches from your pubic bone to your tailbone and is responsible for supporting your pelvic organs and genitalia, such as the uterus, bladder, small intestine and rectum. It’s also in charge of controlling your urine flow and is what contracts inside your vagina when you have an orgasm.

Kegel exercises are like any other strength training work out meant to tone and strengthen your PC muscles. There are several reasons a woman might want to strengthen her PC muscles, as they are weakened by conditions such as pregnancy and childbirth, surgery, aging or even being overweight. If you’re incontinent, kegel exercises may also help improve your situation.

Je Joue Ami

The development of Kegel exercises leads to a line of weighted products women can use and Je Joue, a UK-based manufacturer started in 2008, strives to empower couples and individuals to have great sexual experiences. Je Joue developed a set of kegel balls that any woman can use to tone and strengthen her PC muscles. The Je Joue Ami is an advancing three-step set of smooth and soft pelvic weights that allows one to train any pace and adapts to any age and fitness level.

Kegel Balls are inserted into the vagina and the user contracts the PC muscle to grip the ball and hold it in place. Some users may insert another small ball that moves around when inserted to help sense movement and grip against it.

Je Joue Ami is covered in 100% FDA-approved, body-safe silicone and has three pieces of varying types and weights: the Ami 1 is a large, smooth and lightweight single ball, the recommended starting point for new or returning Kegel exercisers.

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The Ami 2 is a middle-sized double ball that’s soft yet slightly heavier. The Ami 3 is a small, harder and heavier double ball. The Ami 3 is meant for the most experienced and advanced users.

All pieces of the Je Joue Ami are easy to use and completely comfortable; they may be worn casually around the house at first and eventually be worn for longer periods of time at your discretion. Be sure to always use plenty of lubricant with your sex toy. We here at The Safe Alternative recommend an all-natural, organic lube for your most sensitive parts. Sliquid Lubricants are the best in the business when it comes to your body and your lubricant. When using Sliquid, you will enjoy a premium lubricant that won’t drip off the side of your toy before you even get started. Be sure to always use a water-based lubricant with silicone sex toys. Using oil-based lubes causes the silicone to expand exposing the inner parts.

So go ahead, flex some vag muscle and try the Je Joue Ami today!

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7 Amazing Penis Facts

  1. The average wad of man-fluid holds 40 million sperm, but there can be as many as 600 million squiggly guys, being thrust in to the world at 28 mph. And all it takes is one little tadpole, squirming at 200 seconds an inch, down to the egg and then… well, ask your father.
  2. The mammal with the biggest shvantz – the blue whale at 8 feet. The smallest? The shrew at 0.2 inches. Where do we humans fit in? Well, the good news is that we are the most well-endowed of our ape cousins. A gorilla’s dong dangles at a mere 2 inches. Relative to body size, however, the pig takes the prize, as they can have up to a foot-and-a-half wiener.
  3. Most of the world’s penises are uncircumcised – a recent study showed only 30% of boys over 15 are cut, the majority of them being Jews or Muslims. Yet, in the US, the number is close to 55%, due to possible health benefits from the procedure. And what do they do with all those foreskins? Doctors have perfected a way to grow skin for burn victims from the leftover skins. In fact one foreskin can produce 9,000 square inches of new skin.
  4. Most Mammals have a penis bone. Basically, your Johnson is like a sponge or balloon that literally fills with blood. When it’s at full sail, the blood flow is cut off, producing a stiffy. And while you probably know that there is no bone in the human penis, the baculum or penis-bone is common in most mammals, including chimpanzees and gorillas. And even though there is no bone in your boner, a klutzy move during sexytime could cause you to break your penis. OUCH!! Be careful out there!!!
  5. Sexual arousal is involuntary. In fact, the words “sexual arousal” may have just gotten you sexually aroused. It mainly occurs in the sympathetic nervous system, not the conscious mind. During REM sleep, the male brain fires off boner orders on the average of 9 times a night. And when men ejaculate, the command comes from the spinal cord, not the brain. As Silvio Burlusconi once said, “Bunga bunga.”
  6. The size of the average man’s junk is 5 to 6.4 inches when erect, measuring from the tip to the pubic bone. Contrary to popular belief, you cannot gauge the size of a man’s penis by his foot, finger, or nose. A recent South Korean study touted the correlation between penis length and the size of the index finger relative to the middle finger, but that is full of holes. The good news is that research shows most women don’t place much emphasis on penis size, it’s all about the wallet – I mean, heart.
  7. Blue balls is real. Prostatic congestion is the medical term for it – when the testicles and prostate are filled with too much goo and you can’t get relief. Fortunately, instead of doing something irrational, a man could simply take an aspirin, a cold shower, or think about grandma having sex with grandpa.

5 Arousing Sex Facts

  1. Throughout the world, approximately 25% of people report having had only one sexual partner. Conversely, 21% of people report having more than 10 sexual partners in their lifetime.
  2. One survey reports that 53% of sexually active Americans claim to have sex at least once weekly. However, only 48% of Americans report being satisfied with their sex life.
  3. Many of the ingredients in chocolate are proven to cause arousal similar in effect to sexual foreplay. In fact, some experts believe chocolate may be even more effective than foreplay for sexual arousal.
  4. Both men and women can be turned on by the aromas of wine. The scents of many wines are believed to replicate human pheromones, the chemical substances that cause behavioral responses in humans.
  5. Endorphins released during sexual activity create a euphoria similar to that produced by opioid drug use. These same endorphins also act as extremely effective pain killers.
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